Jokes

An agricultural inspector arrives unannounced at Dave’s farm on the Hay Plain. Completely full of himself, the inspector introduces himself to Dave with a pompous opening. Holding his badge in an out-stretched arm the inspector says: “See this badge here? It allows me to enter any farm, for any purpose, at any time.” In a way typical of so many Australians, Dave is nonchalant. He lets the inspector roam the farm. A little later Dave hears yelps from the top paddock. The inspector had upset Dave’s prize bull and the bull is charging down on the running inspector. The inspector yells out to Dave: “What should I do?” {image from pexels.com, free and unattributable} Dave yells back: “Show him your badge”.

Causes of sexual Harassment Frankly speaking, the men have often been accused of sexual harassment in our society. This does not mean that women can not harass their male counterparts sexually. However, the accusation of men in sexual harassment may be true if one considers the outcome of researchers that men have greater capacity to be aroused erotically and genetopelvically than women in terms of sexuality. The mere sight of women by a man may arouse him sexually depending on the appearance of the women. Sexually harassment may, therefore, result from a kind of display or exhibition of some parts of the body a girl or women for a man to see. For example, a women who undress without doing so secretly, or under lighted but unshaded window may be sighted by men around and this may eventually lead to sexual harassment. This is to say that, at times, women who claim to be sexually harassed by men can also be guilty of the same offence because they deliberately or unwittingly, create a

Educated people are good at school. They memorize their course and can answer questions of the "academic" type. They do well in high school, sometimes even in college and often in the real world, but they just follow rules - even hidden rules like looking presentable, saying the right things to say at the right time. and be a good student among many. Educated people are caught up in a paradigm, but they thrive in it. Smart people understand things more deeply. They understand the whys and wherefores of seeking out real knowledge. They can sometimes see how things work on a basic level and can solve both simple and difficult problems. These people may work within the "system" ( society) , but are often frustrated by the inability of that system to effect real and productive change because it is dominated by people who put their own needs ahead of those. of the system to which they belong. Geniuses are yet another kind of people. They see it even more fundamentally

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. AKPOS: OK, we have a problem in our office. WIFE: And what is the problem darling? AKPOS: Our secretary is pregnant for us. WIFE: Whaaat!!!The wife fainted!

There was a girl Akpos really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, "I love you so much, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel about me." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until the next morning when he will be less tensed. When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath and combed his hair, then jumped back to his bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message. So he started reading:"Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again. Thank you." Shared from (Book of Jokes). Download the app here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bookofjokes.app and brighte