Undercover Agent
Akpos was in front of me coming out from the church after service, and the preacher was standing at the door as usual to shake hands. He grabbed Akpos by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" Akpos replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "Am an undercover agent!"