Jokes

Just can't believe what my eyes saw yesterday evening. A Motorcyclist knocked a girl down, we all rushed to help her. While she was on the floor helplessly, with serious injuries to her body, she was shouting, "My phone! My phone!!" We thought she wanted to call her family, so we gave her her phone. Immediately, she stood up after she collected the phone, took a selfie of herself, log into Facebook and uploaded the picture with the caption... "JUST HAD AN ACCIDENT, FAINTING THINGS ON MY MIND!" She logged out and fainted immediately!