Jokes

That girl you called a slut in class today is She's virgin.

Without dreams; we reach nothing. Without love; we feel nothing. And without God; we are nothing.

Moving on doesn't mean you forget about things. It just mean you have to accept what's happened and continue living.

A mother is always a mother. She never stops worrying about her children, even when they are all grown up and have children of their own.

One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces, so choose people having beautiful hearts rather  than face.

I will never give you more than you can take. I will let you bend, but I will never let you break.

There God, i humble ask that you continue helping me overcome my defects and help me be the best person i can be. Amen

A real man has nothing to hide. He will tell you the Truth about whatever you want to known. Because he knows that if he's 100% honesty with you' you will trust him no matter what.

 “The only person who can tell you your limits is you, and even then you don’t have to listen.”

A lot of people wonder, why some football viewing centers are always filled with people, is it that they cannot afford to buy a cable TV and watch in the comfort of their homes? The answer is that over 60% can watch those live matches live inside their living room but prefer to watch it at a viewing center because it is much more fun and enjoyable. Infact when it comes to watching live football match, some Nigerians are ready to spend their last cash. During the weekends, there are always a lot of matches, there are also midweek matches, although not every week. The cost of viewing a match in most places in Nigeria is low, most times its N100. Imagine if you start this business and your viewing centre is sufficiently spacious enough to accommodate 100 people, you will stand to make roughly N10, 000 per match. In situations where there are matches at various time, say; Arsenal vs. Chelsea 1 pm, Man united vs. Liverpool 4 pm, Barcelona vs. Real Madrid 9 pm. That will mean a sum of N10,

A secondary school geography teacher went  to drink at a beer parlour after school on  friday. His wife was at home waiting for  him to come back as usual. Past 4pm he's not yet back, so the wife thought he is staying for  evening class. 8pm he is not yet back so the  wife became worried and alerted some  friends. They all went to the school to find everywhere empty.  They called the principal  and he said the man left for home immediately after school. This made the wife  to become more worried. It's now 11pm so  they went and reported to the police who  joined in the search. At about 2:30pm, they  found the man sitting at a corner, awake and  not sleeping. They reached to him and asked  why hehas refused to come home.  He called  them a bunch of illiterates..." you lack  knowledge in geography,.. since the earth  rotates with everything in it, I decided to sit  here and wait for my house"

When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.