Jokes

We are friends, If you cry, I’ll cry, If you are happy, I’ll be happy, If you smile, I’ll smile, If you make a decision, I’ll be by your side, If you’ll jump off a cliff, Then I’m gonna miss you, idiot.

My mommy says that don’t be lazy, Be like the honeybee, Always busy doing something, But why doesn’t she realize, That I am always busy, Why can’t she see, That I do a lot of work, In my dreams! Do read this poem. I found it at https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.internetdesignzone.poems

I have a cat named Kaster, he eats all day, He always lays around, And never wants to play, So we've put him on diet, He mews all day, Even though he has to starve, He still won't play.

Let me tell you about my car, Because it was a hundred years old We couldn’t travel any far It was navy blue And grandpa would keep it fixed with super-glue Sometimes it was just traveled from one lane to another And then we had to return home on foot my brother. Do read this poem.