Lost but lost
Akpos got to school very late on monday morning and the teacher asked "Akpos why did u come to school so late?" Then Akpos answered "one man lost $1,000 note at the bus stop" the teacher said "ooohh! thats good of you", "seems you were helping the man look for his lost money". Akpos answered "Nooo! I DEY CRAZE??? Na me stand on top of the money".