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joke of the day

Akpos going to school on amonday morning with his Newpair of school sander, on hisway he saw somtin dat lukslike shit,he was confused not sureweather it was shit or not. Hethen decide to taste it anddiscovered it was an OrIGinalhUMAN shit.He shouted "shoooo its shit""THANK GOD HAV NOT STEPpedonit" My sander is still new"Akpos is a .................

lion hunter

Some Lion hunters for the Benin zoo in a forest were sitting around an hut the night before the hunt bragging about their past hunts. Ofego was listening and went over and said, "You guys make it seem pretty hard on capturing a lion". They all laughed and said, "It is hard; do you think you can catch one"? "I can go out and catch two for you guys if you will take them, and I will bet each of you five hundred Naira. They agreed and off he went out into the night. Soon he spotted a mature lion; he waved his arm and started hollering, the mature lion started chasing him and he started running for the hut. When he got close to the hut he started yelling, "Open the door, open the door". They looked out and saw the Lion chasing him. Just as he got to the door they opened it and he jumped aside and the Lion went in. He slammed the door and locked it and said, "Okay, hold him. I'll go and get the other one".