Jokes

Akpos was given fake money and he went to the police station to report... AKPOS: What kind of nonsense is this? POLICE: Hello Mr. man can we help you? AKPOS: Can you imagine, in this country, people are just mean! POLICE: Mr. man, you aren't saying anything. What is the problem. AKPOS: (still boiling). Why are people so unreasonable and wicked in this country? I wish I wasn't born in this country. POLICE: (impatient) listen Mr. man, are you ready to tell us your problem or you want to waste our time? AKPOS: Can you imagine, I was given fake money, fake money yesterday at my shop. POLICE: So can you recognise the person that gave you the fake money? AKPOS: How on earth can I do that? There are hundreds of people who visit my shop everyday. POLICE: Ok, where is the money. AKPOS: I've spent it!

Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan Express Way was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation. Here is the Interrogation: POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50 people? AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/hr when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brake but it failed, so I had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the wedding party. POLICE: Hit the two men of course to reduce Casualties! AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party. POLICE: So, what did you do? AKPOS: I went after him to balance the equation...But unfortunately, people lost their lives in the process.

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples." Then the king explained the trial to him, "You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.&