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Educated people are good at school. They memorize their course and can answer questions of the "academic" type. They do well in high school, sometimes even in college and often in the real world, but they just follow rules - even hidden rules like looking presentable, saying the right things to say at the right time. and be a good student among many. Educated people are caught up in a paradigm, but they thrive in it. Smart people understand things more deeply. They understand the whys and wherefores of seeking out real knowledge. They can sometimes see how things work on a basic level and can solve both simple and difficult problems. These people may work within the "system" ( society) , but are often frustrated by the inability of that system to effect real and productive change because it is dominated by people who put their own needs ahead of those. of the system to which they belong. Geniuses are yet another kind of people. They see it even more fundamentally

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked: WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad? AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office. WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. AKPOS: OK, we have a problem in our office. WIFE: And what is the problem darling? AKPOS: Our secretary is pregnant for us. WIFE: Whaaat!!!The wife fainted!

There was a girl Akpos really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, "I love you so much, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel about me." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until the next morning when he will be less tensed. When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath and combed his hair, then jumped back to his bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message. So he started reading:"Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again. Thank you." Shared from (Book of Jokes). Download the app here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bookofjokes.app and brighte

Hello guys, we will be sharing information on UAE work and lifestyle. The challenges associated with Woking and living in UAE. I will start by saying in UAE everything works, I am talking about public utilities, transportation, electricity, security, water, food, house etc. Although the standard of living is high just like what is applicable in other advance countries but you get value for money. The United Arab Emirates (UAE) consists of seven independent city-states: Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Sharjah, Umm al-Qaiwain, Fujairah, Ajman and Ra's al-Khaimah they all functions independently. Each state has the autonomy to develop their city to taste, those cities are developed to attract tourists and generate huge resources, their main source of generating fund is through tourism. The UAE is one of the top ten richest countries in the world, and yet a large percentage of the population lives in poverty — an estimated 19.5 percent. Poverty in the UAE can be seen in the labour conditions of

I have a 2yr old Philips LED Tv . It's screen started malfunctioning and so I went to the nearest servicing center to get it repaired. There was an old guy in the reception who was the owner of the shop , And the shop has the working/repairing area where two guys were working hired by this owner. I was asked to leave it and was told that I would be informed about the problem on phone after checking up of internal parts and I left. After a while I got a call from the shop saying that because of humidity some part is not working fine and has to be replaced at price X. As an Indian I asked to him low down price a bit, then he gave me a shocking answer , which was: Person 1: sir please collect your TV from the shop and tell them that price is too high and so you don't want it to get repaired in our shop. I will come at your place and replace the part at Y price which was nearly half the X. I am literary worried about the old guy who pays the rent for the shop and hired thes