James was returning home with his salary and was ambushed by an armed robber on a deserted street. "Take my money, take my money!!" said James, "But do me a favour. Shoot a bullet through my cap here otherwise, my wife won't believe I was robbed." The robber obliged. He threw James's cap into the air and shot a bullet through it. "Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers," said James, "otherwise, my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my suit." So the robber shot a number of holes through James' suit. "And now shoot...…" "Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets." "That's all I wanted to hear!" said James. "Now hand me back my money and some more for the cap and suit that you've ruined or I will beat you black and blue!" The robber threw down the money and took to his heels.
We are friends, If you cry, I’ll cry, If you are happy, I’ll be happy, If you smile, I’ll smile, If you make a decision, I’ll be by your side, If you’ll jump off a cliff, Then I’m gonna miss you, idiot.
Dr SID, one of the person Tee Billz, Tiwa husband accused of sleeping with his wife have admitted that he slept with Tiwa but that was before she got married to Tee Billz. He added that Tee Billz was very much aware of the act but still went ahead to marry Tiwa and wonder why he is making story out of it now. A sure insider who doesn’t want his name to be mentioned confirm the story, but added that is what happened when you share your past life story with a failure. The question everyone here is still asking is can you really say Tee Billz is a failure considering the fact that he was the one that brought Tiwa salvage to limelight what we all believe a failure cannot do. Another insider even added that Tiwa and Dr SID were still fooling around even after getting married. Who is really fooling who here.
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