Finding a Husband is Hard... 1. You find a handsome one, the brain is empty. 2. You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious. 3. You find a rich one, he is respectful. 4. You find a hardworking one, he never has time for you. 5. You find a serious one, his EX keeps calling. 6. You find a humble one, he is broke. 7. You find a responsible one, he is not romantic. 8. You find an educated one, he feels he is always right. 9. You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him. 10. You find a smart one, he lies every time. Where is the perfect one?
A man and his wife were driving from one place to another to show his wife the city. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next fuel station to fill up the tank. For about 20 minutes, they couldn't find any fuel station and they ran out of fuel and the next thing was to start pushing the car. As they were pushing, the wife, looking so tired, said, "Honey, I can't anymore." The man looked ahead and saw a mega station. He said, "Sweetheart, let's keep on pushing, there's a mega station ahead." They got there, the attendant asked, "What can I offer you, sir." "Fill my tank up." replies the husband. While the attendant was filling up the tank, he looks at the car and asked, "What kind of car is this? I've never seen a car like this before in my life!" Is it made in China or Japan?" "Well," the husband replies, "it has everything. It's loaded with a power steering, power seats, powe...
Ekaitte went to the store to buy a parrot trained in the USA and asks the sales person; "What's so special about this parrot ?" Sales person says: "This parrot is a genius and can answer any question" Ekaitte asks the parrot; "How do I look?" The parrot replies; "You look like a fuckin slut?" Ekaitte gets pissed off and tells the sales person that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it despite it was trained in the USA. The sales person tells Ekaitte to wait for 2 mins... The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out he says; "if you disrespect the lady out there again i'll soak you back in water" and takes the parrot back to the store. Th sales person apologized to Ekaitte and says she can ask the parrot another question. Ekaitte: "If I come home with one man what would you think?" Parrot: "He's your husband...
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