Akpos is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Akpos a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Akpos says: "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector. "Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there", answers Akpos. "What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector. "Then," Akpos continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box." "What if the phone was busy?" "In that case," Akpos argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station". "What if that had been vandalized?" "Oh well," said Akpos, "in that case I would run into town...
We are friends, If you cry, I’ll cry, If you are happy, I’ll be happy, If you smile, I’ll smile, If you make a decision, I’ll be by your side, If you’ll jump off a cliff, Then I’m gonna miss you, idiot.
West Ham's final Saturday at Upton Park ended in a damp squib, with a surprise 4-1 defeat by lowly Swansea ending their faint Champions League hopes. It also allowed Southampton to leapfrog them into sixth place, although the Hammers would climb back above them with a win on Tuesday night. "We were disappointed not to do better in that game," added Bilic. "We'd said before that the gap below was smaller than the gap to Manchester City in fourth. To be fair Southampton did a great job with wins against City and Spurs, and now they are with us." Darren Randolph will deputise for injured goalkeeper Adrian but Bilic has an otherwise fully-fit squad for the match. Meanwhile, Juan Mata is looking forward to playing his part in West Ham's farewell to Upton Park - a place the Manchester United man says "breathes English football". United go there knowing victories in their final two league games will guarantee them a place in the top four and a Champi...
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