Akpos is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Akpos a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Akpos says: "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector. "Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there", answers Akpos. "What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector. "Then," Akpos continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box." "What if the phone was busy?" "In that case," Akpos argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station". "What if that had been vandalized?" "Oh well," said Akpos, "in that case I would run into town...
We have three classes of poverty. Primary, Secondary and Tertiary poverty. Teacher asks "who can explain the three classes of poverty?" Akpos stood up and said "Sir we are operating in the three classes of poverty o". The teacher asks "have you paid your school fees?" Akpos replied "that's exactly what I mean".
You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and doctors start congratulating you with the future newborn.You explain that just an hour ago you have seen her for the first time in your life, but she starts telling that you are the father. This is a BIG STRESS already. You require for a DNR analysis and they make it. Then the doctors tell you silently, that actually, you can't be a father since you are genetically sterile (genetically cannot produce children). This is a STRESS, combined with a relief. On your way back home you remember, that you have three kids. That's what the REAL STRESS is. P.S. What do you do to your wife when you get home?
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