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- December 31, 2016

Akpos going to school on amonday morning with his Newpair of school sander, on hisway he saw somtin dat lukslike shit,he was confused not sureweather it was shit or not. Hethen decide to taste it anddiscovered it was an OrIGinalhUMAN shit.He shouted "shoooo its shit""THANK GOD HAV NOT STEPpedonit" My sander is still new"Akpos is a .................

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