You Are Drunk

- May 18, 2016

AYO the drunkard was stumbling down the street with one foot on the road and one foot in the gutter. His friend, Danny, saw him and said, "Dude, you are drunk!"
AYO looked surprised and said, "Danny, are you sure I am drunk?"
"Yes!" Danny replied. "You are drunk!"
Breathing a sigh of relief, AY said, "Thank God! I thought I was a cripple!"

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