Life after Death

- May 23, 2016

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked Akpos "Yes, Sir" replied Akpos."Well then, that makes everything just fine" the boss went on "after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you"

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