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Hello guys, we will be sharing information on UAE work and lifestyle. The challenges associated with Woking and living in UAE. I will start by saying in UAE everything works, I am talking about public utilities, transportation, electricity, security, water, food, house etc. Although the standard of living is high just like what is applicable in other advance countries but you get value for money. The United Arab Emirates (UAE) consists of seven independent city-states: Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Sharjah, Umm al-Qaiwain, Fujairah, Ajman and Ra's al-Khaimah they all functions independently. Each state has the autonomy to develop their city to taste, those cities are developed to attract tourists and generate huge resources, their main source of generating fund is through tourism. The UAE is one of the top ten richest countries in the world, and yet a large percentage of the population lives in poverty — an estimated 19.5 percent. Poverty in the UAE can be seen in the labour conditions of

I have a 2yr old Philips LED Tv . It's screen started malfunctioning and so I went to the nearest servicing center to get it repaired. There was an old guy in the reception who was the owner of the shop , And the shop has the working/repairing area where two guys were working hired by this owner. I was asked to leave it and was told that I would be informed about the problem on phone after checking up of internal parts and I left. After a while I got a call from the shop saying that because of humidity some part is not working fine and has to be replaced at price X. As an Indian I asked to him low down price a bit, then he gave me a shocking answer , which was: Person 1: sir please collect your TV from the shop and tell them that price is too high and so you don't want it to get repaired in our shop. I will come at your place and replace the part at Y price which was nearly half the X. I am literary worried about the old guy who pays the rent for the shop and hired thes

I got married in 2018,since then I have been battling with some unimaginable experiences with my wife even when I thought I married to a religious lady. To cut the story short, Prior to our marriage, things was not so good enough for me but because of age consideration of both of us we decided to wed with the help of our families. The first thing that happened which caught me thinking afterward was that during our make up to wedding,my wife insisted that she's receiving 50k dowry which she knew I wouldn't be able to get it just shortly before the wedding. I told her that there is no way I could afford it then that she should reduce it may be to 20k, she said I should not worry that things will be sorted out. A day to the wedding she told me that when it's segment for dowry collection that she would pronounce that she had collected it. I said no problem. Since then I have not been able to pay it because she wants full cash. Now, any slide misunderstanding she refers to it. S

Legendary Aside ! Imagine DAGRIN is alive, who would be ruling Nigeria Rap industry between him(Dagrin) and olamide (Baddoo)? And state your reasons.

A hot secretary came angrily out of boss cabin. Her colleague asked: what happened? You went inside in a happened you went inside in a happy mood she replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45 pages to typ!

A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ¨Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!¨ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ¨Yes sir!¨ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ¨Forks and knives, forks and knives!¨ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ¨Goody-goody gumdrops!¨ A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You´re under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!