Jokes

Spiritual problem is when you trek 10km to work just to get there and realize that you forgot the office key at home. So you managed to trek back home leaving your heavy bag at the office doorstep. On getting home, you realized that your house key is in the bag you left at the Office Doorstep. You got upset, and but no choice, so you trekked back to the office again, picked up your bag angrily, and trekked your way back home again. On getting home, you dipped your hand in your bag, only to realize that the office key was in your bag all along. Now you sit on the floor shouting.  "Make una kuku kill me ooohhh village people.

Once you carry your own water, you will learn the value of every drop.

God I'm not OK. I'm not my self. I'm draind. Please calm my mind. Heal my heart and take my worries away.

I think that it's important to realized that no matter how good you are to people, it won't make them good to you.

Have you ever looked back at your past and realized it was God that kept you Alive.

God use broken things beautifully; Broken cloud pour rain Broken soil set as field, Broken crop yield seed, Broken seed give like to new plant. So when you feel you are broken, be rest assured that God is planning to utilized you for something great Amen.

You don't need money or gold to be rich. All you need is God in your life.