Jokes

Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said little Akpos. “Why not, Akpos?” his dad asked. Akpos replied, “Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.” “But I still don't understand why you don’t want to go today?” “Because our English teacher died yesterday!”

Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started running but he later wait and said you this foolish chicken where did you know in this lagos afterall when address is with me.

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpos: Hi! Girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance? Girl: Yes (excited) Akpos: Ok, go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.

Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left? Akpors: 10 doughnuts. Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person forcefully takes 2 doughnuts, what do u have left. Akpors: 10 DOUGHNUTS AND 1 DEAD BODY!

Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpos ran into d forest and d men followed him. Akpos got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got to the tree where Akpos was and did not know where he ran to. Angrily, one of the men retorted: "This boy has escaped again". His colleague replied: "I know Akpos, if I call his name thrice, he'll answer! Akpos laughed from d tree and said to d men: "If you like call my name from now till next year I no go answer u, U think say na Akpos of before?"

The teacher instructed the class to write an essay of 5 pages on "What is laziness". Akpos in his book left 4 pages empty and on the 5th page wrote ''DIS IS LAZINESS''

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