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Water

- April 08, 2019

Once you carry your own water, you will learn the value of every drop.

Calm my mind

- April 07, 2019

God I'm not OK. I'm not my self. I'm draind. Please calm my mind. Heal my heart and take my worries away.

How good you are

- April 02, 2019

I think that it's important to realized that no matter how good you are to people, it won't make them good to you.

Your past

- April 02, 2019

Have you ever looked back at your past and realized it was God that kept you Alive.

Broken things

- April 01, 2019

God use broken things beautifully; Broken cloud pour rain Broken soil set as field, Broken crop yield seed, Broken seed give like to new plant. So when you feel you are broken, be rest assured that God is planning to utilized you for something great Amen.

GOD

- April 01, 2019

You don't need money or gold to be rich. All you need is God in your life.

That Girl

- March 31, 2019

That girl you called a slut in class today is She's virgin.

My dairy

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