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That Girl

- March 31, 2019

That girl you called a slut in class today is She's virgin.

Dreams

- March 31, 2019

Without dreams; we reach nothing. Without love; we feel nothing. And without God; we are nothing.

Moving on

- March 29, 2019

Moving on doesn't mean you forget about things. It just mean you have to accept what's happened and continue living.

Good mother

- March 29, 2019

A mother is always a mother. She never stops worrying about her children, even when they are all grown up and have children of their own.

Beautiful hearts

- March 29, 2019

One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces, so choose people having beautiful hearts rather than face.

Never let you

- March 28, 2019

I will never give you more than you can take. I will let you bend, but I will never let you break.

Dear God

- March 28, 2019

There God, i humble ask that you continue helping me overcome my defects and help me be the best person i can be. Amen

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