Finding a Husband is Hard... 1. You find a handsome one, the brain is empty. 2. You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious. 3. You find a rich one, he is respectful. 4. You find a hardworking one, he never has time for you. 5. You find a serious one, his EX keeps calling. 6. You find a humble one, he is broke. 7. You find a responsible one, he is not romantic. 8. You find an educated one, he feels he is always right. 9. You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him. 10. You find a smart one, he lies every time. Where is the perfect one?
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James was returning home with his salary and was ambushed by an armed robber on a deserted street. "Take my money, take my money!!" said James, "But do me a favour. Shoot a bullet through my cap here otherwise, my wife won't believe I was robbed." The robber obliged. He threw James's cap into the air and shot a bullet through it. "Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers," said James, "otherwise, my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my suit." So the robber shot a number of holes through James' suit. "And now shoot...…" "Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets." "That's all I wanted to hear!" said James. "Now hand me back my money and some more for the cap and suit that you've ruined or I will beat you black and blue!" The robber threw down the money and took to his heels.
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