the birthday

- March 18, 2017

A wife treats her husband by taking him to a
strip club for his birthday.
At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how
are you?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?"
Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?"
Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything,
He's on the Darts team."
Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave the
special again?"
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her &
jumps into a taxi. The Taxi driver Says, "Hey
Jimmy boy!
You picked up an ugly one this time..."
.
Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!!!

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