Ugliest Women


Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. The Angel said, "Okay, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agreed and were admitted in. The first guy made it a week before he lied about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appeared the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy made it another couple weeks before he lied about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appeared the second ugliest woman in the universe. So the first two guys were walking around with their monsters of women when they saw their third friend walking with the most beautiful woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys said in unison, "How did you land with this babe when we got stuck with these nasty women?" He nudged the babe and said, "Tell them." She said to the first two guys, "I lied."

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