Mary's father has 5 children they are
1. mama
2. meme
3. mimi
4. momo
so give the last name
just guest the last name give the name that comes 1st in your mind
James was returning home with his salary and was ambushed by an armed robber on a deserted street. "Take my money, take my money!!" said James, "But do me a favour. Shoot a bullet through my cap here otherwise, my wife won't believe I was robbed." The robber obliged. He threw James's cap into the air and shot a bullet through it. "Let's make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers," said James, "otherwise, my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my suit." So the robber shot a number of holes through James' suit. "And now shoot...…" "Sorry," interrupted the robber. "No more holes. I'm out of bullets." "That's all I wanted to hear!" said James. "Now hand me back my money and some more for the cap and suit that you've ruined or I will beat you black and blue!" The robber threw down the money and took to his heels.
We are friends, If you cry, I’ll cry, If you are happy, I’ll be happy, If you smile, I’ll smile, If you make a decision, I’ll be by your side, If you’ll jump off a cliff, Then I’m gonna miss you, idiot.
I have a 2yr old Philips LED Tv . It's screen started malfunctioning and so I went to the nearest servicing center to get it repaired. There was an old guy in the reception who was the owner of the shop , And the shop has the working/repairing area where two guys were working hired by this owner. I was asked to leave it and was told that I would be informed about the problem on phone after checking up of internal parts and I left. After a while I got a call from the shop saying that because of humidity some part is not working fine and has to be replaced at price X. As an Indian I asked to him low down price a bit, then he gave me a shocking answer , which was: Person 1: sir please collect your TV from the shop and tell them that price is too high and so you don't want it to get repaired in our shop. I will come at your place and replace the part at Y price which was nearly half the X. I am literary worried about the old guy who pays the rent for the shop and hired thes...
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