Jokes

I got married in 2018,since then I have been battling with some unimaginable experiences with my wife even when I thought I married to a religious lady. To cut the story short, Prior to our marriage, things was not so good enough for me but because of age consideration of both of us we decided to wed with the help of our families. The first thing that happened which caught me thinking afterward was that during our make up to wedding,my wife insisted that she's receiving 50k dowry which she knew I wouldn't be able to get it just shortly before the wedding. I told her that there is no way I could afford it then that she should reduce it may be to 20k, she said I should not worry that things will be sorted out. A day to the wedding she told me that when it's segment for dowry collection that she would pronounce that she had collected it. I said no problem. Since then I have not been able to pay it because she wants full cash. Now, any slide misunderstanding she refers to it. S

Legendary Aside ! Imagine DAGRIN is alive, who would be ruling Nigeria Rap industry between him(Dagrin) and olamide (Baddoo)? And state your reasons.

A hot secretary came angrily out of boss cabin. Her colleague asked: what happened? You went inside in a happened you went inside in a happy mood she replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45 pages to typ!

A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ¨Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!¨ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ¨Yes sir!¨ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ¨Forks and knives, forks and knives!¨ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ¨Goody-goody gumdrops!¨ A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You´re under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!

Three  europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you. So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!. 

Spiritual problem is when you trek 10km to work just to get there and realize that you forgot the office key at home. So you managed to trek back home leaving your heavy bag at the office doorstep. On getting home, you realized that your house key is in the bag you left at the Office Doorstep. You got upset, and but no choice, so you trekked back to the office again, picked up your bag angrily, and trekked your way back home again. On getting home, you dipped your hand in your bag, only to realize that the office key was in your bag all along. Now you sit on the floor shouting.  "Make una kuku kill me ooohhh village people.