Jokes

So funny this funny 2022 new 

Teacher: What is the difference between Biology & Sociology? Akpos: If a new born baby looks like his father, it is Biology but if he looks like the neighbor that's Sociology!

Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do??? Akpos' Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell "LION" Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah You know say na SMALL pikin...You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like MOSQUITO

Teacher: "I am beautiful" what tense is that Akpos: Obviously past tense!

Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center... for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up....For Car Accident press 1, for Armed Robbery press 2, for Boko haram please hang up...Den I pressed 2, another voice came up...If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6...Then I checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... another a voice came up saying... Hmmmm...! My brother, if your brother dey police u go gree make im come

Akpos' sister Bimbo took a rope to commit sucide AKPOS: Ah ah bimbo y d rope. BIMBO: I wan hang myself jor! AKPOS: Why all the makeups then. BIMBO: Are you mad, don't you know my face will b in d papers tomorrow.

During an argument, a HUSBAND told his WIFE, "women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!" The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crosses right in front of their car. The WIFE tells her HUSBAND, "Sweetheart, be careful. Your mother is crossing the road."