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I'll Be President After Buhari - Fayose | Independent Newspapers

- June 17, 2017

Ayodele Fayose, the Ekiti State Governor, on Friday in Ado Ekiti, said he would become the next president of Nigeria. The governor, a member of the Peoples Democratic Party, boasted that he had the attributes to wrestle power from the President Muhammadu Buhari-led All Progressives Congress in 2019. He also boasted that former governors Segun

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